I’m a guy. And right about now, I’m a guy without a job.

I’m frustrated with most of the job boards that throw all of this bullshit in your face. Bullshit? Yes, bullshit!

Ever add your resume to a job site? What has it gotten you? In most cases – nada, zero, zippo, zilch. If job boards were honest with you, they’d tell you that employers don’t really do that much searching for employees because employers know they’ll get a butt-load of resumes sent to them by job seekers. So why waste your time on their site updating your resumes, reformatting your resume, and doing all of the meaningless crap they ask you to? You can do that using your computer and submitting to the jobs one by one.

Sure, they want you to think submitting your untargeted resume will land you something. In all likelihood, it’ll land you a job that would land you on the TV show “America’s Dirtiest Jobs”. Here at careerfly, it’s just jobs. A shitload of jobs without all of the clutter.

The only thing I ask of job seekers: Put in the effort to actually submit a resume that doesn’t look like it was created from a canned software package you bought for $9.99 on the discount software rack at Wal-Mart. Write a friggin cover letter that doesn’t look like a 4th grader put it together. Give my paying advertisers something worth considering.

Now if you are an employer and you don’t like my language, I apologize for your lack of understanding. Hunting down a job is a pain in the ass. We have to tailor and re-tailor our resumes  to fit some pigeon-holing system of a recruiting platform that you use. We write cover letter after cover letter to detail our lives specifically to your needs and the majority of us get a boilerplate rejection. Sometimes there is no substitute for a foul mouth and a no-nonsense approach to delivering what people really want.

So what the hell do you get for posting your job here? Well, for a measly few bucks a month, you can post your jobs to the board. Your jobs get blown out all over the Internet and they get bumped to the top of the results.  So there. You get a premium listing, premium placement, and resumes from people who are really looking for jobs.

The ONLY thing I ask of employers: Don’t pay for a premium slot if you don’t plan of filling the job. After my experiences of applying for several positions only to have the position “closed” or being left “unfilled” due to “business needs”, I don’t want you to needlessly waste your money.

What I will not accept:

MLM, Pyramid schemes, work from home schemes that are not traditional jobs, no envelope stuffers, no people looking to hire anyone for anything that doesn’t pay in cash.